Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
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