So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
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Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
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Fuck me I smell like cheese
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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