Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
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Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
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Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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