I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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