You can't motorboat a personality
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
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He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
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Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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