Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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