Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
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all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
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Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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