i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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