So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
