if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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