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I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
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By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
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just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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