Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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