so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
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You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
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Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
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