And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
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