Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
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You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
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Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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