I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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