Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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