I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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