nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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