I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
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Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
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But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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