If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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