go do what you do best...puke behind churches
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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