...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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