We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
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Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
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He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
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