new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
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I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
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Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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