Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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