At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
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He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
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YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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