so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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