I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
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