I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
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The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
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I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
He shit in the fireplace
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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