Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
I love having hate sex.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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