Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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