I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
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I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
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And my parents said I crawled through the house
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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