why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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