please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
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Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
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My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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