im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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