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Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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