And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
