and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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