well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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