At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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