I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
