tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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