none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize
