everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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