He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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