i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
Randomize
