She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
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Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
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Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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