By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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