I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
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