North Korea, Best Korea!
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
We got so high we made milksteak
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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