Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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