apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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