he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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