You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
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