haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
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Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
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Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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